Wednesday, May 14, 2008

I'd Rather See Lisa Turtle

Elizabeth Berkely is showing up all over the place these days. I swear I hadn't seen her on TV for years. And then all of a sudden she is everywhere.

First on CSI: Miami as Horatio Caine's ex, then as host of Step it Up and Dance, and now, i've just seen a commercial for a movie that will be airing on Lifetime!

What happened to the Showgirl we all knew and loved? I never actually saw the movie, but I was OK with that...I read the reviews. From Showgirls to Lifetime Television for Women. Who could of seen that coming? Maybe Tiffani Theissen.

Simonita Says, "Lark Voorhies, if Elizabeth can make a comeback so can you! Even Screech is on TV!"

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Some Chinaman in Korea.....

I was coming home today on the train (subway, metro or tube depending on where you're from) and what did I notice? Someone calmly clipping their fingernails! I do realise that grooming habits are important to people and getting a manicure can be quite calming. But seriously? Do you have to do it on the commute home? During rush hour? In front of people where your nail clippings can fly onto their laps?

Question: Am I wrong?
Answer: "No Walter. You're just an asshole" -- The Big Lebowski

Question: Am I being culturally insensitive?
Answer: "Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred, uh... Asian- American. Please." --The Big Lebowski

Simonita Says, "If this whole InterWeb 2.0 thingy is making us feel that we can only connect, interact with, and affect people from in front of a computer screen while making us completely unmannered, boorish and obtuse out in public; we might to give up this web thing."